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Ulrich von SlagHuis' 2026 Summer Jousting Tour!
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• Saturday, 09 May: Opening Ceremony Drinks at Islington Green, London. Sponsor: Theorem Hair Art.

• Sunday, 10 May: Islington Green, London, UK - Joust.

• Sunday, 17 May: Edinburgh Castle, UK - Joust.

• Sunday, 24 May: Notre Dame de Paris, France - Pas d'Armes.

• Sunday, 31 May: Pont du Hoc, Bayeaux, France - Pas d'Armes.

• Sunday, 07 June: The Coliseum, Rome, Italy - Joust.

• Sunday, 14 June: A Boneca, Algar Seco, Carvoeiro, Portugal - Combat a pied.

• Sunday, 21 June: O Castelo, Lisboa, Portugal - Pas d'Armes.

• Sunday, 28 June: Boca do Inferno, Cascais, Portugal - Combat a pied.

• Sunday, 28 June: Closing Ceremony Drinks at Hotel Baia, Cascais. Sponsor: The Royal British Club.

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